MY FIRST DAY AS A LIBERAL

I surrender. I’m now a liberal. My first act as a left-winger will be to propose new legislation. I submit the following for the approval of my new peers… When a woman gets married, the husband should have to quit his job. Now I know this may sound crazy, but bear with me. I think that by introducing this law we can cure many of the problems that we Democrats want to correct. After all, is this any crazier than providing guns to Mexican gangs on the border?

MERRY CHRISTMAS – WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

It’s December, what better time to have a little talk about religion?  I speak now to that small but growing group known as atheists.  Not all atheists, mind you.  Just you angry atheists who protest anything and everything religious.  You know how you don’t like it when “bible thumpers” try to tell you about their religion?  Well, some of us don’t like it when you try to tell us about yours.  Before we get too far, yes, atheism IS a religion.  If belief in a God (monotheism) is a religion, and belief of many gods (polytheism) is a religion, it would stand to reason that belief in no God (atheism) falls into the realm of religion as well.